Homer and Marge are set to “legally separate” after 26 years of marriage, according to The Simpsons executive producer Al Jean.
Speaking to Variety, Jean confirmed the shocking news, saying that Homer goes on to fall in love with his pharmacist, voiced by ‘Girls’ star Lena Dunham.
Whether the couple get back together is yet to be confirmed but considering some of the storms they’ve weathered in the past, anything more than a temporary split would be a shock.
Apparently, it’s when Homer is (finally) diagnosed with narcolepsy that things begin to fall apart between him and Marge, as his condition puts incredible strain on their marriage.
This news comes after Jean also announced that Sideshow Bob will finally kill Bart Simpson in this year’s Halloween episode and, most important of all, Spider Pig will return for the show’s 27th season.
Let’s hope these two can work things out. I don’t think we could cope with a full blown Simpsons divorce!
We all know Ed Sheeran’s his voice from his numerous number one hits, but apparently he has some serious rap skills too! Covering everything from Jay-Z to Eminem.
Macklemore’s Thrift Shop Ft. Passenger
Jay-z’s Empire State Of Mind
OT Genasis ‘Coco’
Eminem’s Lose Yourself
Eminem’s The Real Slim Shady
Meet Lorna Spaine (@LornaSpaine), 21 year old girl from Hartstown. Not many people haven’t heard of Lorna as she seems to be extremely popular on all social media platforms with a combined follower set of 27 thousand.
Lorna will be entering into the Miss Dublin competition this week with high hopes of moving on to compete in Miss Ireland later in the year. She will be representing TheStudentHub.ie, be sure to vote for her.
So a couple of weeks ago we came across Conor on Facebook when he uploaded his first video of himself doing a cover of Ed Sheerans “Small Bump” whilst being supported by his friend Alex on guitar. This was done fantastically and since then he has uploaded several other covers. These releases have boosted his confidence more than he could ever have imagined. He said; “I have always been interested in chasing my passion of singing professionally but needed to get the kick in the right direction.” Conor also plans on releasing some of his own music which he has written over the past few months and will continue into summer.
You can check out Conor’s other covers here.
I recently heard that 1 in 5 college girls are sexually assaulted during their time at college. This is not normally the way you would think, with this being said I went and found a video which can explain the do’s and don’t’s for guys who may or may not have had a little to much to drink.
When to have sex, and when not to – explained by a cup of tea.
Credit: Blue Seat Studios
The screenshot can be your worst enemy at times, be extra careful about who your sending them snaps, do you trust them enough not to screenshot and if not do you trust them to not send them on, remember the golden rule if you wouldn’t send it on Facebook don’t send it on snapchat.
Sending It To The Wrong Person
There is nothing worse than this, you could be sending a cute snapchat to your other half and bam in the space of a few seconds all your friends are sending it around your whatsapp group.
Accidentally Adding It To Your Story
This is a rare but very unfortunate occurrence, its like both of the above happening only its 10x worse, everyones seen it and theres nothing you can do other than hold your head high and take what ever comes..
Just remember be careful.
The ladies of Litchfield are back in a new trailer for Orange Is the New Black, which launches its third season on June 12. And this time around, they’re… less infected than ever?
Well, let’s just say that the inmates can get creative with their uses of certain products.
In the latest trailer, fans get a look back at the first two seasons of the show (which has already been renewed for its 4th season). They also get a glimpse at what’s to come in the Larry-less season—which, rumor has it, it involves naked catfights in the shower.
We are excited!
Ah Tinder. The dating app that has revolutionized how we date and look for sexual encounters. Online dating is no longer just for greasy old men who touch themselves while being lathered up with hand lotion my friends! Gone are the days in which we had to separate the female creatures from the herd in search of the Holy Grail. It is a beacon of hope – a true and unique chance for all young single and sexually frustrated men out there.
We all have a dream upon embarking on our journey. That that one day… the hot girl who squats and has a fabulous rack will swipe right, find your opening cheesy line hilarious and suggest THE booty call. Sadly, this is not the case (did you really think saying “sit on my face” would work?).
Tinder can be an emotional and painful experience, bringing you through complex feelings you didn’t know that existed.
If you’re new, here is what to expect:
Day 1. The thrill. You can feel it. After coming into singlehood relatively unscathed you are ready! The She-Devil is gone for good! You can see it now – girl’s panties wet with anticipation, and it’s all for you! Distance to 50km (how far is it really?), best 6 pictures? Easy – no your t-shirt is not too tight in that photo!
Within hours you will experience the first thrilling pings that indicate you have a new match! These girls are at least a do-able 6 and they are just cooing at your stylish slick lines!
“If you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple!” – Cool as you like.
All those bad stories you heard from the lads? Pffft! They just lack your raw talent! Gentlemen…lock up your daughters!
You’ve been swiping for a couple of weeks now. Where are all the matches?! Is tinder broken? Is my location for discovery not working or on the wrong setting? Maybe the hot girls just haven’t gotten to your profile yet…yeah…that must be it…why else wouldn’t they be showing up?
Wham. You know it now. It’s you. That hot girl who you thought was sexy? Yep thats right – shes a prostitute. In hindsight, having a photo of you and your ex on your profile wasn’t exactly a good idea. It’s been awhile now. Who the f#ck said you’d get more sex in single life? All lies! Maybe she’ll take you back…this dry spell is getting out of hand! Oh god…you’re going to be all alone forever! Will I have sex ever again at this rate? Looks like its Pamela and her 5 mates tonight…AGAIN!
Saturday night. The lads are being loved with their respective ladies while the others are looking for session moths in Coppers. You on the other hand are on your couch very much alone, apart from your cat. All you want is some company. Resorting to a Tinder moment? Cringe…but things are reaching breaking point. Someone please like it! Chat to me please! I’m so alone…
Well it looks like you have reached a new low. Crusty socks are littered around the room. You no longer look through her profile. Looks like a female? That’s all we care for! Swipe right – every time. Distance to 80km. Age – any. Please someone…anyone…love me! Is it the openings? So many ways have been tried..
“Is your dad a boxer, because you’re a knockout”
“What’s the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls out!”.
Nothing. Not even the fat midget from the Congo would reply. That’s right you are officially at that point.
Desperation and despair.
That’s it. You’re done. Delete it from the phone. No more will you let this warped app drain your battery and tease you with women! Tinder- F#@k you!
What is this sorcery? Your less attractive friend has gotten his bit from tinder? STALL THE BALL NIDGEY! There really is hope! You have a new lease of life. You are determined. If they can do it then so can you.
New photos, new bio…actually have respect for yourself and forget the bio. Google, advice on how not to be an awkward creature please! Ladies, come at me!
Boom! You have finally done it. Your first Tinder date. You’ve finally snagged someone who finds your awkward meaningless questions as ‘cute’. Sure let’s take that! Surprisingly, she’s only half wrecked! BUT! Who cares? Few drinks and she’ll look like Emma Watson in a Borat mankini. Nothing will ruin your sense of achievement. Johnnies in the pocket! You’re ready to go!
Whether you like it, love it or hate it, Tinder is a unique experience that our generation has been blessed with. Will you get a date? Perhaps. Will you get laid? Very unlikely. You may be unfortunate enough to fall into the tentacles of a relationship.
Regardless, it will continue to be an outlet in which stalking is deemed acceptable.
Tinder – we bow to your infinite wisdom.